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Your landing page,
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What you get

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  • A 300-word roast tuned to be brutal but constructive
  • Specific callouts on your actual copy, CTA, and hierarchy
  • 3 prioritized fixes you can ship this week
  • Delivered as a readable email you'll want to screenshot
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Subject
Your landing page just got roasted 🔥

Opening

Your homepage reads like a product brief that escaped before QA. Nine features, zero clear promise — I genuinely don't know what I'm supposed to do when I land here.

What's broken

  • The headline Modern SaaS for teams could describe 80% of B2B tools on the internet.
  • Your CTA button says Get started three times above the fold. Pick one and mean it.
  • The hero has four screenshots stacked — they're fighting each other, not selling anything.

Fix this week

  1. Rewrite the H1 as a specific outcome (who, what changes in minutes, proof).
  2. Consolidate CTAs to one. Second-tier CTAs become plain text links.
  3. Replace the hero collage with one screenshot showing the product mid-action.

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